Well if there is one thing that America has learned about Iowans is that they clearly listen like five year olds with ADHD.
The two biggest jokers are the caucus winners. It's like a bad joke.
How do you know you picked a good presidential candidate?
The reflection of Chuck Norris' porcelain vaneers is the brighest part of Huckabee's winning speech.
Is that Vanna White standing next to Mr. Norris? Are we seriously voting for a baptist minister who doesn't believe in the death penalty? Because Chuck Norris says we should.
And my best way to rationalize Obama is the fact that like our generation is infamous for, we want the easy way out. If you don't do your research, you vote for Obama. 18-24 year olds who spend the wee hours carousing perez hilton VOTE for Obama.
The minority of 80's babies who haven't sufficed brain cells to the likes of nitrous oxide can use our time more wisely and vote for Ron Paul, or at the very least Hillary- she's easy.
Get it together kids.
The two biggest jokers are the caucus winners. It's like a bad joke.
How do you know you picked a good presidential candidate?
The reflection of Chuck Norris' porcelain vaneers is the brighest part of Huckabee's winning speech.
Is that Vanna White standing next to Mr. Norris? Are we seriously voting for a baptist minister who doesn't believe in the death penalty? Because Chuck Norris says we should.
And my best way to rationalize Obama is the fact that like our generation is infamous for, we want the easy way out. If you don't do your research, you vote for Obama. 18-24 year olds who spend the wee hours carousing perez hilton VOTE for Obama.
The minority of 80's babies who haven't sufficed brain cells to the likes of nitrous oxide can use our time more wisely and vote for Ron Paul, or at the very least Hillary- she's easy.
Get it together kids.
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